As you know, I love to read. So here are some books that you can get me.
Don't stop believin'....
The Obama Family calendar...12 months of hope and bad Photoshopping!
And, my personal favorite:
For the...adventurous cook. A book of recipes made with semen. An excerpt:Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that.
Oh, also, I like clothes. And I like to pollute my liver.
So, I'd really love to have this tee shirt. See? Perfect.
14 comments:
I... just have so many questions. Semen based food? I have to imagine you would have to store it up over an appreciable amount of time, or... be less discretionary in your acquisition of it to make any decent sized meal with it as the base ingredient.
So, I guess you are going to have to make Jeremy eat a bunch of power bars for the Christmas feast, or... uh... have several strange conversations with the men in your office.
Well, Scoot my dear, the conversations would only be strange if we assume that the subject of asking my co-workers to ejaculate into a cup so that I can use it as a base for an alfredo sauce would make me uncomfortable.
Krock, I'll be happy to comply. Next time Soccer Mom walks by, stop her and try to engage her in conversation for... oh... two or three mintues. If you can get her to lean forward, that might cut it down to a minute and a half.
Oh yeah, I've been cooking with semen for years. I won't eat any obviously, but I've been baking my semen into pastries I bring to family dinners and pan frying salmon in semen for my dinner guests for ages.
Warmest Regards,
-Donny.
ummmmm,
that would make most offices uncomfortable.... "okay boys, gather around the watercooler"...
but it would make for a nice, close,family-type atmosphere...
ugghhh - glazed donuts came to mind.....
that there's some lovely photoshopping on michelle obama's nap.
Hmmm I think it would eventually have the Pavlov effect. "Kristy is cooking Beef Stroganoff tomorrow." Followed my all the office workers getting wood and wandering to your office for "milking".
They actually make a cookbook for adding semen to food?
WHY?!
I'm still going with the strap-on.
ok. i think i read this post like eighteen or twenty hours ago and i can't stop thinking about the semen recipes.
yuck.
It's okay, people, it tastes just like chicken semen.
Semen recipes? Gah! That makes me think of some porn movie I saw where a chef ejaculated all over a salad while cackling, "only the slad dresser knows for sure!"
I haven't been able to eat ranch dressing since.
That should read salad dresser.
I saw stumbled upon this site when i was on your fertile site. Awesome! Semen based food sounds like a cost-effective alternative during a recession. So I guess the sperm banks can become restaurants as well and really become inefficient with the "input/output" flow so to speak.
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