Sunday, April 26, 2009

Because I care.

Dear Jeremy,

I know you'll be spending the next few days lonely and cold in a foreign city with nary a friend to rely upon, and I don't know how the porn will be in your hotel room, so I thought I'd post a photo for you to keep you warm at night.




Saturday, April 4, 2009

Hey! Jehovah's Witnesses!


I am reasonably sure he wouldn't be knocking on motherfuckers doors at 830 am on Saturday mornings.

I can tell you that much.

Friday, April 3, 2009

And we're back.

I just didn't know what I could do to top 'Tree Man', and I needed to catch my breath. For a couple of months.

Then I found out Madame Tussauds just made a wax figure of Zac Efron!!!

And I was suddenly all kinds of inspired.

What Team? Wildcats!!!



Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Tree Man

I went to the youtube to watch the video of James the Narcoleptic Tree Cutter, after reading Scooter's last post.

And on the sidebar I saw this video. The human Treeman.

Check it out.

Poor Deedee.

But look, there's hope!

Monday, February 9, 2009

Hate: Pass it on!

I just discovered the best web site, called

It's almost as good as the one with the picture of Jesus's bloody forehead, but not quite.

This web site gets its pro-scientology message across by way of hit-you-over-the-head-with-it PSAs.

I came away from this one feeling like I wanted to punch someone in the mouth. But I don't think that was the intended effect.

Friday, February 6, 2009

What ever happened to ...

That kid from "The Toy"? You know, one who licked the flag pole in "A Christmas Story?"

Scott Schwartz. That's him.

Well. He never really got any taller than 5 feet. And he made a porno. Gross, but I kind of want to see it.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009