Friday, February 6, 2009

What ever happened to ...

That kid from "The Toy"? You know, one who licked the flag pole in "A Christmas Story?"



Scott Schwartz. That's him.

Well. He never really got any taller than 5 feet. And he made a porno. Gross, but I kind of want to see it.


8 comments:

Krissyface said...

I'm not sure, but should the name of the movie maybe be "CORKY's ex rated adventure"?

Jack said...

That's what you get for dumping oatmeal on Richard Pryor, bitches!!!

Richard Fucking Donner directed The Toy, btw.

One of us is a troll. said...

Um...

Well, I hope he had fun making that porno, and it turned a profit.

Oh, by the way, Kim bought 32 hours of porn off of eBay for like 16 bucks or something. That's like less than half a dollar per hour of porn.

Krissyface said...

how do you buy hourly porn on ebay?

Kimber said...

HA! It was 8 4 hour DVD's. Including shipping I paid less than $16.00. Happy Valentine's Day honey.
I would have bought you pirate porn, but it was pricey, and let's face it - there's no need to get fancy.

Jack said...

Wonder Wheel!!!!

kay zee said...

You are fucking kidding me

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