Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Aww, give a little love. Transvaginally.

It's good to know that if anyone I love ever needs a kidney, I can just donate it through my vagina.

Let's hear it for technology!

7 comments:

One of us is a troll. said...

You want to know something else? If sperm doesn't find an egg after it travels through the fallopian tubes, it just swims aimlessly in the peritoneal space until it dies and is eaten by white blood cells.

I think I know why smarter people have fewer children. They know exactly how icky the whole process is.

Krissyface said...

I'll take that as a compliment, from me and my sibling-less child....

(gross, by the way)

nitewalk6 said...

I saw that on the internet this morning. I'm not sure I can grasp the whole idea up reaching up in there and pulling organs out. Kind of like a magician and the rabbit outta the hat.
They need to figure out how to make that opening want more schlong.

jeremy said...

i could use a kidney...

Jack said...

Why would doctors want to stretch out a perfectly good vagina to keep from having to make an incision?

Krissyface said...

the nice thing about vaginas is their elasticity. Think about the size of a human head (albeit a newborn) vs. the size of a kidney. It ain't no thang.

rkintn said...

Um..wow..I hope no one I know ever needs a kidney cause I'm afraid they may be shit outta luck LOL Of course, after having four kids..what's one kidney, right? LOL