cheese sandwich love

whatever happened to...

In my tireless and ongoing efforts to keep Kristin off my case about posting things here on the 11:11 (when I can barely find the time or energy to post things on my personal blog), I decided to play nice and participate in the whole "Whatever happened to..." thing she came up with last week.

So, here goes:

Whatever happened to... the Junkyard Dog?



He's dead.

(see what i did there? it's friday! omglol!!!)

ee-er-ee-er-ee-er

A jolly good man is hard to find

Not every guy would be willing to climb into a sweatbox of a Santa suit (with boots! and belt!!! Even glasses, too!!!) just to fulfill his girl's kinky weird childhood fantasies.

Then, don it a couple days later when girlfriend's small child spys said Santa suit sticking out from a suitcase and asks him to please put it on.


For Mama


For Baby



If you ask me, that's a good man right there.

no, baby. no. shhhh...

i'm posting already

tofurkey

...

there is no other

happy eleven eleven

go saints day

some hear the drum, and some never know

because he pees in the sandbox, i bet

i can make fun of the gays because i don't mean anything by it but you shouldn't because you're secretly prejudiced and it's sad. so sad.

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but i just saw this at the top of my gmail and i wanted you to be the first to know:

Analysis Confirms AIDS Epidemic Hits Men Hard

of course it does; they can't catch it if they're soft.

omfglmaolololololololololololololololololollololololololol!!!!

gustav two: electric boogaloo

gustav

let's all vote mccain: another haiku

let's all vote mccain!
because that obama guy
stutters a bit much.

growing the rainbow

obama for change.

sweet memories

papalocity