Saturday, April 4, 2009

Hey! Jehovah's Witnesses!


I am reasonably sure he wouldn't be knocking on motherfuckers doors at 830 am on Saturday mornings.

I can tell you that much.


Kimber said...

Our witnesses are lazy. They park at the post office and yell at me from inside their car.

Anonymous said...

Actually, if you believe the bible record, Jesus would go to where people were, whether that was at their homes or in public places.

But I don't do shit.

I'm Scooter, but I might be a troll. said...

I just don't understand Jehovah's witnesses. There are more than 140,000 Jehovah's witnesses. That means that a great deal of their numbers will be consigned to the void with every new convert.

Essentially, any Jehovah's witness trying to spread the word is, according to THEIR beliefs, screwing themselves over.

I mentioned this once to a Jehovah's Witness that I went to school with. He stopped eating lunch with me after that.

Krissyface said...

Jack, are you really a JW?

Bambi said...

AMEN... wait, is that appropriate>?

Lee Beth said...

Can I get an amen?