Because I care.

Dear Jeremy,

I know you'll be spending the next few days lonely and cold in a foreign city with nary a friend to rely upon, and I don't know how the porn will be in your hotel room, so I thought I'd post a photo for you to keep you warm at night.

Mwah!

Love,

Kristin

Hey! Jehovah's Witnesses!

WWJD?

I am reasonably sure he wouldn't be knocking on motherfuckers doors at 830 am on Saturday mornings.

I can tell you that much.

And we're back.

I just didn't know what I could do to top 'Tree Man', and I needed to catch my breath. For a couple of months.

Then I found out Madame Tussauds just made a wax figure of Zac Efron!!!

And I was suddenly all kinds of inspired.

What Team? Wildcats!!!

WHAT TEAM? WILDCATS!!!

WHAT TEAM? WILDCATS!!!!!