papalocity

Meatheads for McCain

anal sex: a haiku

little bit o'lube
is really all we would need
to make rectal love.

Fuck off, Hasbro

Now they've gone and done it.

Monopoly for girls.

Game pieces like the ole standby of the thimble, the dog, the shoe, have been replaced with the cell phone, the handbag, and the HAIR DRYER.

Thank goodness.

Because girls were too stupid to play Monopoly before. Now maybe they'll understand it better because Hasbro has brought it down to their level.

Grrrrr.

Zoot for President

This dude is my choice
He's cool, calm, talented, chill.
Let's bring Peace back, yo.

let's all vote mccain two: a haiku, too (electric boogaloo)

let's all vote mccain!
for god! family! country!
keep the white house white.

The Red Tent

In olden days past,
when women had bled
the men banished them
to a tent that was red.

They hung out in the desert
for seven whole moons,
so they could all bitch in peace
out in the sand dunes.

I sure wish I had
my own little red tent;
Where I could hide by my ownself
With nary a gent.

I'd invite all my ladies,
and we'd eat Hostess cakes
and sit back on our asses
Complaining of back aches.

So I'm getting a red tent
and I don't mean to brag
but y'all can come over
when you are on the rag.