I KNEW it!

Aww, give a little love. Transvaginally.

It's good to know that if anyone I love ever needs a kidney, I can just donate it through my vagina.

Let's hear it for technology!

omglol

Whatever happened to...

Shavar Ross, who played Dudley on Diff'rent Strokes?

Come on, we all remember Dudley, right? The one who was almost molested on the creeeepiest episode of DS ever?

I never was able to look at little shirtless Dudley in quite the same way after that episode.

And apparently, Shavar couldn't either. I read that he was actually getting molested in real life while they were filming that one. Isn't that tragic?


Arnold and Dudley watch a porno cartoon...



"Mr. Horton", the "bicycle shop guy" gives the boys some jesus juice...


Shavar today. He's pretty cute!

He blogs, but it's open to invited readers only. He also has a production company.

Maybe some day he will be well known for his writing or directing. But for me, he'll probably always be almost-molested Dudley.

cheese sandwich love

whatever happened to...

In my tireless and ongoing efforts to keep Kristin off my case about posting things here on the 11:11 (when I can barely find the time or energy to post things on my personal blog), I decided to play nice and participate in the whole "Whatever happened to..." thing she came up with last week.

So, here goes:

Whatever happened to... the Junkyard Dog?



He's dead.

(see what i did there? it's friday! omglol!!!)

What what in the butt

All this talk of back door entry is making me giggly.

Here's a weekend video to enjoy, you fucking perverts.

MWAH!!!