Progressive Fashion

I was hoping I could find an Obama thong! Wow, I'm mad excited.
However, I can't decide between these or the 100% cotton Ojamas.
Decisions, decisions...

i can make fun of the gays because i don't mean anything by it but you shouldn't because you're secretly prejudiced and it's sad. so sad.

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but i just saw this at the top of my gmail and i wanted you to be the first to know:

Analysis Confirms AIDS Epidemic Hits Men Hard

of course it does; they can't catch it if they're soft.

omfglmaolololololololololololololololololollololololololol!!!!

I'm a little frightened, frankly.

This tickled me. It's fake, but what do you guys care? It's tits, and you're all pervs.

Mwah.

Oh, Fuck

McCain shoots ahead.

How? I need to understand this.

Oldie, but a goodie

Who will I make fun of in January?

Sigh.

Happy Birthday, Hotfish

How could you not love that face?

Don't worry, maybe you'll have a stroke soon and save face. You know, because you're old. And clearly suffering from old-man brain.

Dear John McCain,

I don't know about the rest of America, but I am feeling more and more assured about your wicked awesome decision-making skills.

Alaska hasn't been so interesting since "Northern Exposure". Why buy Us Weekly when we can just chill with your running mate for a few hours?
Jamie Lynn Spears or Bristol Palin? Same diff, y'all.

I wonder what will happen next!

The suspense is killing me.

I hope it'll last.


Love,

Kristin

PS: Thanks for giving me something else to think about yesterday besides Hurricane Gustav and a tree falling on Jeremy's head while he stood in his carport videotaping the storm!!! I owe ya one!